At my workplace, there's a loading dock where there's a big pipe coming out of the wall. It's connected to a series of gutters high up in the roofs and whenever it rains, it safely drains all the water down to pour off the side of the dock.

Since it's not raining right now, pigeons are building a nest in there. Sometimes I see them flying up with dead grass they got from somewhere and stuffing it into the pipe. That's fine.

The problem is that the pipe is at an angle, so every time they lay eggs in there, the eggs roll right out of the pipe and spatter against the concrete below. I have now seen five smashed eggs under that pipe in the last couple of weeks. But they don't pick another place to nest (and there are bunches) and they haven't figured out how to build nests that keep the eggs from rolling out. They just keep laying eggs in there and then the eggs roll out and go crunch and then they just lay more eggs in the same friggin' nest and it just keeps HAPPENING!

Pigeons are dumb as hell, man.

Also working on another long-form comic, I'll let you know when/how to see it when it's ready.